thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

(via boney-knees)

justprisonersoflove:

whose idea was it to end this show

(via agayjesus)

(Source: unclefather, via smellisssa)

canonqueer:

*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*

(via naiadmama)

wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

(Source: iwishihadafather, via keithdelcuze)

I gave my boyfriend a necklace

I gave my boyfriend a necklace

roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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(Source: roughness, via thelightisy0u)

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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(via lukecometh)

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

(Source: eviljovan, via ashstormborn)

(Source: carrie-whites, via colormekind)

galacticslut:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

mm baby that’s right kiss my eyes

galacticslut:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

mm baby that’s right kiss my eyes

(via majesticolive)

maravilhanaervilha:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

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(Source: tupacabra, via nikkioliveoil)

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

(via foxy-feminist)

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

overdosed-on-apathy:

This post had me at finger pants.

HORSE TORNADO.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via lets-get-invisiblee)